I don’t understand why nobody ‘tagged’ me! I feel so left out. Therefore, I decided to tag myself. Here is my list of answers:
· How long did you date? I don’t think I will be setting any records here. It takes me a while to figure out my emotions.
· How old is she? +/- 4 years of me (for now I think that is a good rule)
· Who eats more? As long as she eats more than a glass of water and a crouton, I am good!
· Who said “I love you” first? “I desperately want to make love to a school boy.”
· Who is taller? I am not the biggest guy, but not many girls are taller than 5’10”.
· Who can sing better? Well, after being rejected at my opera try-out I decided to give up my singing career.
· Who is smarter? “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
· Who does the laundry? As long as she doesn’t mind that I don’t separate lights and darks – all my laundry goes in the same load (it’s cheaper that way).
· Who pays the bills? I will have a hard time deferring this to someone else – hopefully my wife won’t mind.
· Who sleeps on the right side? Does it really matter? Honestly, you married folk, how do you decide who sleeps on what side?
· Who mows the lawn? ME! I can’t wait to have a home and yard of my own – but it is still a ways off.
· Who cooks dinner? If I am in charge of cooking, we will have a limited menu – grilled cheese, spaghetti, omelets, or
· Who is more stubborn? I refuse to answer this question!!!
· Who kissed who first? I move a bit slow when it comes to showing physical affection. So if she is eager, she will need to make the first move.
· Who asked who out first? I admire a girl who has the courage to show a guy she is interested. I have had a number of girls ask me out – I respect that. But none of those materialized into anything. Likely that is the case because I am sure to ask out girls I am interested in. If a girl thinks she might not get a date unless she asks me out, she is probably right.
· Who proposed? What kind of question is that? I know we live in an era of feminism and equal opportunity, but does any girl ever get down on a knee and ask a guy to marry her?
· Who has more friends? I don’t have any friends, so it won’t be hard to beat me here.
· Who is more sensitive? Well, I like to dedicate poetry to my girl and serenade her while she stands on her balcony beneath a full moon.
· Who has more siblings? I have six.
· Who wears the pants? I did wear a skirt on my mission…
7 comments:
OH Jake you are just too cute! In a very manly way of course. I love the Dumb and Dumber reference and pray that those who read that answer will know where it's from...otherwise....yeaaaah.
You make me laugh. I loved your answers. I loved your answer to "Who asked who out first?".
LOL! That was hilarious. If I knew how funny you'd be, I'd have tagged you a long time ago. Good stuff.
"I love little Girls", and you are cute! If I was a girl and not your brother I would ask you out right now. Truth or dare?
Mike was laughing out loud last night while reading your recent post. He said your blog is one of his top 2.
Jake,
I think you are so funny. I had so much fun reading that. I liked all of your answers. You are amazing. I hope all is well back in the BIg City.
Heidi
I'm commenting for two reasons:
First - I'm ready for a new post.
Second - I'm so excited you're reading this George Washington book. I want to tackle Benjamin Franklin next. I just love the early leaders of our country. I read 1776 and it moved me to tears. I love GW. You'll have to let me know if you'd recommend it.
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